Welcome to WE ARE NOT VAMPIRES, the reality competition where regular Joes do regular stuff in normal ways! Throughout the program, our competitors will be put to the test, going head-to-head in contests designed to test their humanity in ways both simple and complex. On the line–a quarter million dollars!

In this short larp for four to ten participants, you’ll play vampires (and one imposter) on a wild game show in which they pretend to be humans for money. Perhaps you’ll visit a blood bank, make lunch for a surly teen, or offer a eulogy for a fallen human–all while offering endorsements for the new Carnal Space flavor of Blast Off Energy Drink. This campy scenario is for participants who like improvising, getting silly, and subverting reality show TV and vampire tropes.

A silly larp about vampires pretending to be humans...for money.

"Welcome to WE ARE NOT VAMPIRES, the reality competition where regular Joes do regular stuff in normal ways! Throughout the program, our competitors will be put to the test, going head-to-head in contests designed to test their humanity in ways both simple and complex. On the line--a quarter million dollars!". In this short larp by Six of Hounds (Lizzie Stark and Jason Morningstar), four to ten participants will play vampires (and one imposter) on a wild game show in which they pretend to be humans for money. Perhaps you'll visit a blood bank, make lunch for a surly teen, or offer a eulogy for a fallen human--all while offering endorsements for the new Carnal Space flavor of Blast Off Energy Drink.

This campy scenario is for participants who like improvising, getting silly, and subverting reality show TV and vampire tropes. Want to be an audience member? Show up about 30 minutes late.